a silly joke for to share
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sparklypoof1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats.
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Date: 2004-03-19 12:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-19 12:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-19 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-19 12:55 pm (UTC)What are dogs?
Date: 2004-03-19 02:10 pm (UTC)1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you a kiss!
9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
Re: What are dogs?
Date: 2004-03-19 02:23 pm (UTC)my version
Date: 2004-03-20 02:21 pm (UTC)1) Freya does what she wants
2) Seth is the only one who will listen to you
3) Seth will whine, Lily will eat, Freya will headbutt you.
4) Seth whines constantly no matter his mood.
5) When you want to play, the cats will play as they are deperate for attention usually unless its daytime in which case the same holds true for Lily and Seth but Freya is asleep on Katt's bed.
6) When you want to be alone, Freya wants lovies. Times 10 if you are reading or playing a video game.
7) Lily doesn't understand why we don't hire caterers for her 24/7.
8) Freya will love you up and then suddenly scream and run away.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) Seth won't shutup.
Re: my version
Date: 2004-03-21 02:11 pm (UTC)SO TRUE!! does he just have a lot to say, or what? he LOVES meowing at the front door!! dios mio!!